Mother's life is often confused, full of unpredictability and more or less embarrassing situations. Even if, many times, you miss a "dove" that your child or friends and householders should not have heard, there are some phrases and expressions that you will never say, in front of the child, neither of those around.
Today I feel very rested! I slept for more than 8 hours.
I love to gather behind you, so play quietly throughout the house with all those little pieces of lego.
Let's read 'Goat with three goats' every evening!
I really like to go shopping with my three children who are not more than 4 years old.
My life hasn't changed since I was a mother.
Chick, if you cry, I understand much better what you want.
My house is moon clean!
It's okay to play in the toilet bowl.
The nervous breakdown you just had made me think. We'll do what you want.
Go and play in the litter of the cat litter.
I give up!
Leave homework, go quiet to play!
If you do not stop crying, I will give in and give you what you want.
Just because you are my child, does not mean that you must always listen to me and do what I say.
To be honest, I don't know every time you lie to me ...
That's right, I think even the most bitter and hungry children would not eat this feast.
Yes, I was ringing from school. Frequently!
I don't have a towel handy, use your sleeve too.
If you do not eat the food I leave, give it to your puppy or throw it away.
What other things would you never say in front of the baby or those around her about mother status? Tell us your opinions in the comments section below!
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